Ok, this might come off as a bit of a rant, but the tone is meant to be lighthearted:
1) I watched a replay of Ohtani's home run earlier tonight. First, there is no way that guy is 210 lbs. I'm not an expert in sizing up other men, but he looks to me like he's 250 or 260.
2) I read that he holds the vertical jump record for the Angels AND the Dodgers. At 250 lbs, give or take, that's not normal. I think the Mets have to lodge a protest and get that guy tested for steroids.
3) You know who's not on steroids? Francisco Lindor.
Let's Go Mets!!!
Last edited by bk400; 10-17-2024 at 12:10 AM.
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