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Old 09-07-2024, 03:24 PM
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I would go down to my local Salvation Army kitchen and look at the available clothing for sale, choosing an old pair of work boots, a tattered flannel work shirt and baggie trousers. For this trip I will go Commando. You never know.
My hook will be the gross of brand new, top-of-the-line, quality controlled tested condoms.
Then I will travel America, after researching the most popular smoke shops, and try to deal as follows:
4 condoms for Honus
3 " for Eddie P. and Joe D. Nat'l.
2 for all other Hof'ers. You know who they are but the 1909 crowd certainly doesn't.
1. for commons
Potential legal problems may arise but I think it is worth the trip.
Of all of the countless stories told by people about the dream of time travel, I believe yours is the first one in history to mention the possible legal problems that may result!!! My gawd, I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!!
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