Shit, Dan, that's like saying "the sky is blue". And it is insulting to imbeciles; the correct term is "idiot". An imbecile is a person with a mental age of three to seven years and an IQ of 25–50, above "idiot" (IQ below 25) and below "moron" (IQ of 51–70). The idiots at eBay handle front-line customer service, while the imbeciles manage them. All of them can only dream of reaching moron status; morons get reserved parking.
And a card I won on eBay:
Fron Chandy Greenholt; I sure do miss that guy. RIP.