Thanks for the input, everyone, you gave me a lot to chew on. Turns out my concerns were irrelevant.
In the end, I realized that a hungry belly has no ears and since my appetite was so whetted, I just jumped on the buffet line and immediately bought something off of his menu. It arrived perfectly with all of the delectable pieces included, so two thumbs up
(or should I say two thumbs down into my belly?).
He even included some extra...what are they called again???..oh, giblets, for free!! That was cool, so he won me as a future customer.
But if you thought cards on eBay are priced extortionately, try buying this kind of luncheon meat...there's a lotta excess fat in the pricing, but at least it's cheaper than Amazon.
I will leave a 4 star review for most of it, but the shipping was absolutely ridiculous. Save your breath, I know people are going to say, "You got a great cooler out of the deal!," but that's not the point. The proper packaging is the seller's responsibility.
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