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Originally Posted by cornhusker

...the biggest, mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things of them sat next to me on the group W bench and said "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said I didn't get nothing. I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage. He said "what were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "littering."

And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kind of things, till I said, "and selling doctored baseball cards on the internet". And they came back, shook my hand, And we had a great time on the bench, talking about crime, mother stabbin, and all kinds of groovy things.

Every year on Thanksgiving.....good ole Alice's..
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