I sort of miss the fake microsoft support guys.
"Your computer is infested with viruses!!"
"Oh no! which one? "
"Your windows computer"
"Right, which one?"
"Your windows computer"
"I understand, which one"
"The one with windows 98, ME, ...seven.. "
"Any chance you could narrow it down any"
"Sir! we're trying to protect you from the loads of computer viruses!"
"I get it, but you need to tell me which computer"
"sigh.... all of them"
"Really?! I don't think you have any idea what you're doing"
Enter the "manager" slight reprise, then he calls me a MFer.
So I tell him to say hi to his and that she says the ceiling needs paint.
Cue very loud cursing -I assume- in a langage I don't understand mixed with what are you laughing about this isn't funny.
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