This is relatively small potatoes compared to some of the sick sh*t appearing in this thread, but I found this
1964 Topps #423 Aaron/Mays 'Tops in NL' floating around a bin of discounted (
TAKE 40% OFF!!!) cards at a show out here. It looked gorgeous (and I frickin' love this card!!), so I negotiated with the seller and ended up taking it home for a measly $40...and it eventually came back as a PSA 8 through Bobby's group sub. The last two 8's on eBay sold for over a grand each, so it was a pretty good deal...
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