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Top Ten Reasons Why Cards Are Better Than Women (just don't tell my wife):

10. Cards don't make you watch rom-coms instead of sports shows.

9. You can have multiple cards.

8. If you want to get rid of a card it won't cost you more than the purchase price.

7. Cards don't get pissed when you go to a card show.

6. Cards never want to go dancing.

5. You don't have to remember a card's anniversary.

4. A card you already have doesn't mind if you chase other cards.

3. You can leave a card in the hotel room all day at the National and it will still be there when you get back from the show.

2. Cards get more attractive as they age.

1. Card wrappers come off without a fight.

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