Reminds me of a joke:
A woman is walking down the beach with her little boy when a rogue wave comes in and washes the boy out to sea. The woman falls to her knees, looks up to heaven, and prays:
"Lord, please return my boy to me."
Another rogue wave comes in and dumps the child at her feet. She takes a look at her son, looks up at the heavens again, and says:
"He had a hat."
And some H815 Adam Hats premiums: