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Originally Posted by JollyElm
With my Bills out, the mathematical equation for who I want to win can be expressed as the MOCK factor:
Is (M - O) > (C - K)?
M = My great love for Matthew Stafford, after having him on my fantasy team a million times over the years.
O = My complete annoyance at Odell Beckham Jr.'s self-involved diva personality.
C = The enjoyment of seeing Cincinnati finally reach the promised land.
K = My complete annoyance at Kansas City for screwing up in OT against the Bengals, after NOT screwing up in OT against Buffalo.
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In this equation, M, O, and C should all be valued highly, with M-O calcing out to a small number. K should be valued zero, because KCs failure wasn't Cincinnati's fault (one could argue it was to Cincinnati's credit,) and your Bills lost because they let a team that should've been dead move the ball 44 yards in 10 seconds.
I was hoping the Bills would win, too. The Bengals are the next best thing.