[samosa4u]

So, you wanna' make your card look as WHITEEE as Matt Damon's TEETH! What do you do? Get yourself a bowl with a flat base and pour in some bleach, diethyltoluamide, hydrochloric acid and two tablespoons of fresh uranium powder (delicious!) and dip that sucker right in! But then you realize that you should have just skipped the uranium powder part because the card is MELTING AWAY before your eyes! Quick! Pull it out! But too late! Damage has been done! What was supposed to be a beautiful Doby rookie is now a ... a ... oh Gawd! I can't even put it into words! So sad!

Stick with water, kids!