Ken Goldin's ring entrance music will be like:
Ken Goldin ... Ken Goldin ... look at those cards that he's holdin'
He will be wearing gold-colored trunks and he'll throw money at the crowd.
When Brent comes out, he will be sitting in the Wiggles big red car.
The American national anthem will be performed by the beautiful, talented Betsy Huigens.
Brent will bite Ken's ear off half-way through the fight and get disqualified.
~The End~
And here is a card: