With the service PSA provides I would question the use of the word “Express” in their most rapid service category.
Perhaps the following tiers should be utilized
1. Don’t Hold Your Breath
2. No inquiries regarding your order during the year of your submission.
3. We didn’t think slower service was possible, but we were wrong.
4. Brownian Movement (Look it up) is faster than our graders.
5. You’re lucky if we even find your submission.
6. Time (all of it) is on our side.
7. Modern cards may be vintage before you see them again.
8. You can only spin the grading wheel so many times in an hour.
9. Never get treated rapidly.
10. Our reputation is literally a house of cards.
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RAUCOUS SPORTS CARD FORUM MEMBER AND MONSTER FATHER.
GOOD FOR THE HOBBY AND THE FORUM WITH A VAULT IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION FILLED WITH WORTHLESS NON-FUNGIBLES
274/1000 Monster Number
Last edited by frankbmd; 02-12-2021 at 08:37 AM.
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