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Old 09-25-2020, 02:37 PM
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Al Stein
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Originally Posted by D. Bergin View Post
What about times spent explaining to your wife buying cards/memorabilia for you is like putting your funds into a money market account (instead of actually putting it into a money market account), divided by the number of times she gives you that funny scrunched up face look, times the number of times she tells you you're full of total crap?

That is a formula I am very familiar with. I used to be able to subtract the times I took her to dinner but since COVID the math is not as good.
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