I think we need to call in the big gun to deal with this:
First, take a big step back... and literally, F$$$ YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of TPG bull**t power play you're trying to pull here, but sports cards is my hobby. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly f****ng firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the f******g United Nations and get a f******g binding resolution to keep me from f****g destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherf***r! I will massacre you! I WILL F*** YOU UP!