Move the three point line to mid court.
If that doesn’t work, raise the rim to 12 feet.
If that doesn’t work, put the rim in perpetual motion between 10 and 14 feet.
If that doesn’t work, mount a windmill on the top of the backboard with blades that spin in front of the basket as in miniature golf.
Finally if all else fails, increase the diameter of the ball to 14.95 inches and reduce the inside diameter of the rim to 15.05 inches.
Elect me for commissioner and ridiculous scoring will be history.
