I'll sell you a finger.
A respectable John McGraw (P150) with the elevated digit in an SGC 30 holder is offered for sale at
$79.
Not only do you get the finger in the air with this purchase, I'm going to throw in the other nine fingers as well. That's less than $8 a finger.
Don West wouldn't ship this for free, but I will.
$79 net to me is all that you need. PP F&F preferred, but if you want to pay with chickens or eggs, let's talk.
If you want to pay more, bid on Probstein's finger.