Although I can't come close to beating Denny's "Seaman Seaman" story
, here's a few personal ones:
A guy on one of my old NJ bowling teams: Peter Hurts
My RA of my college freshman dorm: Dick Kuntz
BTW, "Gross" (Austrian) isn't the easiest name to have. I remember in Kindergarten, we were all sitting around our little table having milk and cookies. One kid laughed, and shot milk out his nose. All the other kids yelled "GROSS !!!," and then in unison pointed at me and laughed........ I remember as a 5 year old kid saying to myself: Man, that's going to get old real fast.
