Customer: How much is that yellow pencil w/ the pink eraser? It's not priced.
Dealer: Quickly grabs his BPPPG (Beckett Pencil Pusher Price Guide)--It's .29 cents.
Customer: Do you have it in red w/ No. 3 lead & a green eraser?
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