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Originally Posted by frankbmd
A prostate gland is a blessing in disguise. Bidding and peeing in the middle of the night go hand in hand.   |
Doctor says to his 92 year old patient "do you move you bowels regularly?"
Patient replies "yes, like clockwork. Every morning at 6AM. It's terrible"
Doctor says "why, at your age, that is tremendous. What's the problem?"
Patient says "The problem is, I don't get up until 6:30!"
Thank you, thank you. Hot crowd tonight. I'll be here all week. Try the veal, and don't forget to tip your waitress!!