Too much Patron
This brings back memories of the time when I drank too much Patron, wanted to look at my cards and for some reason decided to pull out my Johnson. The next day when I couldn't remember where I stuck my Johnson the night before I was so scared. I can't tell you the relief I felt when I learned I had at least put it in a protective sleeve and put it in the same nice and cozy space it had been so many times before. That could have been a very costly mistake. Years later me and my Johnson are still together but I'm very careful where I put him now. Let this be a lesson to you all.
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