I tried to keep it somewhat positive yesterday
CHEAPER THAN A DIVORCE
ONE STAMP AND KISS IT GOODBYE
GUARANTEED DELIVERY ON A DAY OF THE WEEK
USPS - USE IT AND LOSE IT
WE TEST THE STRENGTH OF YOUR PACKING DAILY
ZIP CODE - THE PICK 5 LOTTERY
WE DON'T SEND EVERYTHING TO MEMPHIS
(MAYBE WE SHOULD)
"WHAT ME WORRY"
UNSOLICITED ADVERTISING IS NEVER LOST
WHAT BROWN CAN'T DO FOR YOU
ALL DEAD LETTERS GO TO IRKUTSK