Obak slogans
Losing your packages for the past 200 years.
Where "guaranteed overnight" is just a suggestion.
Play our new game of 'delivery roulette".
"Fragile" is french for Punt
Helping you meet new friends by misdelivering your neighbors mail.
Your mail may be entering the "twilight zone".
Free tracking for the first 10 minutes.
Where your mail may move 1000's of miles back and forth across the country for only 49 cents.
Now serving lunch while you wait in the endless line.
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Rick McQuillan
T213-2 139 down 46 to go.
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