Every time I see this thread I laugh. But here is some advice
1. You never move out of the house
2. If you do, you take everything with you
3. Get a good Attorney that does divorces. it pays
4. Don't ask for legal advice in a forum, it doesn't pay
5. After you do tell everyone that your lawyer is a putz and your wife is taking you to the cleaners, and you think the advice here is going to help you, "Google" yourself to see if the forums content is displayed on Google. It is, so now both your wife, Attorney and everyone else knows you messed up.
6. Purchase your next memorabilia item, a crying towel, your f*cked
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