[Bocabirdman]

If the Miller Family, at one time, ground grain...
If the Cooper Family, at one time, made barrels....
If the Fletcher Family, at one time, made arrows....
If the Baker Family, at one time, made pastries....
If the Bookman Family, at one time, bound books...
If the Butcher Family, at one time, cut meat...

Just what in the hell was the Titcomb Family into, at one time?

Were hairy nipples a problem best resolved with a grooming implement?