Looking For Investors
Today I am submitting a business plan to my local bank for a new restaurant
"Ye Olde Cardboard Diner"
where nothing is fresh
In addition to our fixed menu featuring the soon to be famous "Cardboard Sandwich", we will be offering an array of tantalizing daily specials
On Monday - The Cardboard Sriracha Burrito
On Tuesday - The Open Face Cardboard Au Gratin
On Wednesday - The Cardboard Slab Wrap
On Thursday - The Flat Rate Cardboard Box Lunch
On Friday - Cardboard Au Jus with Styrofoam Peanuts
On Saturday (for team collectors) - The Cardboard Club Sandwich
On Sunday - The All You Can Eat Cardboard Buffet
and every day you can feed your sweet tooth with our patented
"Hot Fudge Sundae served in a Bubble Wrap Half Shell"
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RAUCOUS SPORTS CARD FORUM MEMBER AND MONSTER FATHER.
GOOD FOR THE HOBBY AND THE FORUM WITH A VAULT IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION FILLED WITH WORTHLESS NON-FUNGIBLES
274/1000 Monster Number
Last edited by frankbmd; 08-10-2015 at 06:46 PM.
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