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Originally Posted by felada
It was working earlier. Looks like they are claiming collusion because psa and jsa will not authenticate their items.
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Discovery should be a hoot! It will most likely end up solidifying the defendants reputations. How great would the following exchange be:
Todd M's counsel: "Please take a look at this autographed photo of Tom Hanks that my client has authenticated. Was this submitted to PSA/DNA for evaluation? "
Joe O: "Yes. It was found to be nowhere near close to what an authentic signature looks like."
Roger E: "I'm not sure that is even a photo of Mr. Hanks."
Steve C: "Why am I even here for this crap?"
Tom Hanks: "That is not my current signature.That is not my signature from the past, and before you ask, it will never be my signature in the future."
Todd M: "It was probably signed while you were drunk, or skiing."
Tom Hanks: "I don't drink or ski."
Joe O, Roger E, Steve C (in unison): Are we done here?
Todd M's counsel: "I saw Madonna in the reception area. Let's skip to Joe Frazier..."