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Originally Posted by wonkaticket
I would have won gold and qualified for Olympic competition in my youth but the International Olympic Committee has yet to recognize "masturbation" as an official sport. Perhaps someday.....
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"You know Bob, this young Wonka is one to watch. He posted the best score coming out of qualifiers, and with his combination of speed, distance, and style he may be the odds on favorite for gold this year. He's got a determined look in his eyes, and has clearly put in a lot of work leading up to these games."