[Leon]

So I get my wife a nice purse a month or so ago in preparation for today, our 20th anniversary. As I am playing a softball game last night I remember I didn't have a card yet. I forget to get it on the way home, turn around and hastily go get one, late last night...with some kind of rubbish lie about what I was going to do. I get up this morning (wife is still sleeping) find my card from her, open it, very nice....great.

I go out to my car to get the card I got her last night, to sign it. I open it up again, read it. I get to the last 3 words and it was classic.....

Happy Mothers Day.....F%$#

Wonderful.....what to do? I sign it Happy 20th and move on. I hope she likes it. It is classic me.