[Leon]

Originally Posted by frankbmd

It was twenty years ago today
Sgt. Leon taught the band to play
They've been ranting on for quite awhile
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Sgt. Leon's Lonely Farts Club Band

We're Sgt. Leon's Lonely Farts Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the show
Sgt. Leon's Lonely Farts Club Band
Sit back and let the evening go
Sgt. Leon's lonely, Sgt. Pepper's lonely
Sgt. Leon's Lonely Farts Club Band

It's wonderful to bid here
It's certainly a shill
You're such a homely audience
We'd like to take your cards with us
We'd love to take them home

I don't really want to sell these shirts
But I thought you wouldn’t like the skirts
So fat Leon's going to sing a song
And he wants you all to rap along

So let me introduce to you the one and only wily Luckey
And Sgt. Leon's Lonely Farts Club Band
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That was great Frank!! No, skirts might not go over as well. But these shirts seem to be the rage of the board. George (hi George) really did a phenomenal job on the design.