You have looked at the balance in your bank account and figured out what one card you could purchase with it.
You spend all of your free time on an internet message board discussing 113 to 115-year-old pieces of cardboard.
You get hot and bothered because people on a free internet message board take up too much space discussing 113 to 115-year-old pieces of cardboard when you would much rather talk about cardboard that is either slightly younger or slightly older.
When you take your dog for a long walk you wonder if you passed any houses with a dusty box of prewar cards in the attic.
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