Two small elves meet showgirls in Las Vegas. They hit it off and proceed to drink and dance all night. At the end of the night each couple gets a hotel room. The first elf finds himself so entranced by the showgirls beauty that he simply sits and stares at her all night long. While doing this he begins to here noises coming from his friends room next door, repeated groans and thumps. The next morning the first elf sees his friend. "it sounds like you had more luck than me last night." "what are you talking about?" the second elf says, "I spent the whole night trying to jump on the bed"
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