[Exhibitman]

Reminds me of the conversation I had with my guidance counselor in H.S when I started 10th grade as a new student at the school:

GC: You have to take a language. We offer French and Spanish.
ME: OK, I will take French.
GC: Have you taken French before?
ME: No.
GC: We don't offer French for new students in 10th grade.
ME: So I have to take Spanish?
GC: No, we have French and Spanish, which do you want?
ME: French.
GC: We don't offer French for new students in 10th grade.
ME: So you are saying I have to take Spanish?
GC: No, you can take French or Spanish.
ME: OK I want to take French.
GC: We don't offer French for new students in 10th grade.
ME: Is there someone else I can talk to?