Yup, I'm in the court room and the judge has decided to break up the Seymour twins as a result of the
Seymour vs Seymour divorce proceedings. His order from the bench should be read before getting involved in this dispute.
The total value of the twins has been determined by the court and when the bidding for both cards equals or exceeds that value the auction is over and the twins will tearfully go their separate ways.
The first twin is "Cy Bear" formerly from Connecticut, the favored twin of his mother because of his diamond cut.
The second twin is "Cy Clone" identical to his brother at first glance but with a Piedmont coat. Formerly from Massachusetts, this is dad's rough and tumble favorite.
Furthermore the judge is requesting that all bids be placed below. All bids need to be identified as being for "Bear" or for "Clone". If you don't want to see the boys split up, the court will accept "Bear/Clone" bids as well.
If the auction is not over in 48 hours, a subtle hint will be given that should suggest the court determined value of the pair, which will allow bidders a chance to contemplate whether or not they want to go higher to end the auction.
Please help the Seymours get through this unpleasant experience as quickly as possible.
Any form of payment is accepted. A surcharge of $1 will be added to your bid if you want to use regular PayPal. Bus tickets within the continental United States will be provided by the court. Passport fees may be required for international bidders. The judge and the court thank you in advance for your willingness to help out.
