When I saw the title, my first thought was something like "The offered item is the first in our auction because we want to get it out of the way and move on to the better stuff. It features a player that nobody cares about, and Joe Jackson definitely does not appear here. This one is in terrible condition for its age, and on top of that, these are very common and not worth much, so bid accordingly."
You know, an anti-puffery auction description. Sounds like a fantasy to me
Now what was this thread about again...?