"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."
Casey Stengel
and on why he chose Hobie Landrith (a 3rd string catcher) as the NY Mets 1st pick in the 1961 expansion draft:
"You gotta have a catcher or you're gonna have a lot of passed balls."
I guess Bob Uecker on the best way to catch a knuckleball is a good 1
"Wait till it stops rolling then pick it up"
and my favorite which I believe is from Andy Coakley and used when he didn't feel like answering a question:
"Being unable to assume an initial premise with any tolerable degree of accuracy, I am loathe to assert a conclusion, fearful lest I should err"
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