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Highlights from Theme Cruise Itinerary

1) Ports of Call: Cabinet Cay, Bay of Bambino, Larrupin Lagoon

2) Crackfest Seafood Luncheon featuring Maine Lobster, Stone crabs and PSA slabs.

3) Happy hour at the Old Judges Saloon (4-7PM) daily featuring bottomless bowls of Cracker Jacks served by topless “Hooters” as appetizers.

4) Every afternoon on the Lido Deck join the “Hooters” in their Wet Shirt Transfer contest.

5) Belly Dancing Legend “The Pearl from La Fatima” performs nightly in the Hall of Mame.

6) Nightly Horror Films on the Poop Deck in the outdoor Field of Screams.

7) Stage shows nightly including “Batter Up” starring the Play Ball Girls

8) Technical hands on grading seminar with the Play Ball Girls and the Hooters.

9) Limbo with Leon from midnight 'til dawn in Vintage Stargazers Lounge.

Cruise on, my friends