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As lame as a Sportscard/Memorabilia themed cruise sounds, I'm sorry to say it wouldn't even crack the Top 10 lamest cruise themes ever.

Note: These are all real cruises, that people actually pay money for.

10 Worst Cruise Themes of All Time

Gladiators & Empires: The Roman Empire (Think unkempt, overweight, 60 year-old men in togas)

7th Annual John Heald Bloggers Cruise (How did they not stop after the 1st Annual?)

Duck Dynasty Cruise (I can't be the only one tired of these guys, right? Their 15 minutes of fame has lasted about two years too long)

Lewis & Clark Cruise (Yes, the explorers.)

Psychics Unleashed 3 (BYO crystal ball)

Transatlantic Knitting Cruise w/ Mary Jane Mucklestone (Unofficial Cruise Motto "If you can't knit, you ain't sh*t!)

Cruise & Crop with Likety Split Scrapbooks (Seriously, I couldn't make this stuff up.)

Sobriety Cruise - Gratitude at Sea (I thought the whole purpose of cruising was to drink copious amounts of alcohol and fornicate)

Paranormal at Sea 2014 (Special guest: The short woman with the annoying voice from Poltergeist) (RIP Zelda Rubenstein)

CuteTee's Couples Cruise (The Price's Right meets Joanie Loves Chachi)