I once went to the dentists office and said it was an emergency of sorts and that I had to see him right away.
My dentist came out to the waiting room
"Jon, are you ok, are you in pain?"
"I'm ok physically doc"
"I just have a Ruth bat that I want to x-ray, feels a little top heavy and I want to make certain it's not leaded."
Initial look of confusion. followed by explanation. followed by an x-ray.
No lead.
Everything in the office was put on hold pending resolution of whether the Ruth bat was leaded.
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