Alright Andy, I'll do it!
I 'm going to read my cards tomorrow and add to this thread...what a GREAT idea for a thread!
My own card would read something like :
"brian was sent back to the minors when he tried to drink a second cup of coffee in the office break room, he should have been on a conference call to debate next year's projects... His low batting average and mediocre ideas should keep him in the Pony League indefinitely"
