[drcy]

If I recall correctly, your response to the violin critic was "If you don't like the angle of my photos, you're probably not going to like the angle of my boot up your ass either. Give me the address to your mother's basement and I'll meet you at your home."

I usually respond to rude ebayers by saying "You obviously don't know what I do for a living" and let them nervously ponder whether I might work for IRS or Mossad.