10. PEDS consist of copious amounts of booze and hotdogs.
9. Self control developed by saying "Merkle's boner" without snickering like a 6th grader.
8. Players with .290 batting averages are "commons".
7. Two words: Old Judge
6. Designated hitter is guy on team assigned to punch hecklers in stands.
5. Instead of boring foul ball injuries, stadium accidents consist of exciting bleacher fires.
4. Typical master sets consists of over 3000 cards. Wait, never mind.
3. Esoteric card series where T205 comes after T206.
2. Florida and Texas are spring training locations.
1. Additional 8 IQ points added by learning what "gonfalon bubble" means.
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