[frankbmd]

Top Ten Reasons to Collect Prewar Cards (Scroll Down slowly, while humming "You Can't Always Get What You Want")






10. Cards damaged during the war reduce supply and increase demand.






9. We protect our cardboard in plastic holders and then ship them in cardboard. Huh!






8. Forget the cigarettes. You cannot smoke 100 year old tobacco.






7. Your neighbors will not covet your stuff, but just think that you're crazy.






6. We fight less than the autograph guys.







5. Shill, Baby, Shill







4. We just smile when our girlfriends ask to see Zeenuts.







3. We're saving the Post Office.






2. The cards are actually older than I am and better looking. And number...(Drum Roll)






1. Wonka Envy.





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