Trust me, Peter, I'm a doctor
Fixing cards without a proctor.
You'll surely agree whiter is righter
To make the grade, I'll make 'em brighter.
Trust me, Al, I'm a cutter
Slicing bread and adding butter.
To sharpen a corner may require
A sliver removed for a bump to acquire.
Trust me, Jeff, your cards are grungy.
To soak off germs and latent fungi,
I use water and a touch of heat.
You'll then have grades tough to beat.
Trust me, Leon, my game is hype.
Give me a handful, any type
With smoke and mirrors and perhaps a shill
Your net worth will soar despite my bill.
Trust me, Barry, in any saloon
I'll flatten your cards with only a spoon.
You buy the drinks for my hobby buddies
But not for the forum fuddy-duddies.
Anonymous