Carlton,
Maybe you should consider a young female reporter, just for the sake of diversity.
On a brighter note, that looks like a meal with some (much needed) healthy offerings for the group. Wish I could be at the Dinner to help you out, but will be "outa there" after Thursday. Regardless, I'm looking forward to seeing you, along with the rest of the Net54 "Herd".
I'm also looking forward to your reliably incredible write-up (which is always the perfect capper to The National)