[frankbmd]

I cracked a slab today, oh boy

To free a lucky man who made the grade

Although the grade was really poor

Well I just had to laugh

I'd seen the photograph

Paper loss and creases through his head

No one noticed that the whites had changed

A crowd of people stood and stared

They'd seen his face before

Nobody was really sure if it was Harry Lord.



I won a card today, oh boy

My snipe did win the Ebay bidding war

A crowd of bidders walked away.

But then I took a look,

the seller was indeed a crook

I'd love to turn him in.



Woke up, fell out of bed

Soon the Web, filled my head

Found my way to 54 and drank a cup

And looking up, I saw a new post

Cobb Bat Off, gotta have that

Sent a PM in seconds flat

No response, I had a smoke

When the seller spoke, I went into a dream

Ah



I sold a card today, oh boy

Four thousand holes in Blackburne's chest

and though the holes were rather small

the buyer had to count them all

Now we know how many holes it takes to fill a Neal Ball

I'd love to turn him in.