[tonyo]

Originally Posted by t206fix

Or someone could just make a movie out of it...
"a young Mountie, fresh out of Mountie school inherits a rare coin, selling it for $250,000! But his poor hamster Fluffy is dying of a rare gluten intolerance disease... Instead of selling his rare Mickey mantle card to pay off debts, he chooses to skip out on some legally binding contracts in the name of freedom and the Canadian dream. So he decides to use his fortune to fly in specialists from abroad to cure poor Fluff. A band of worthless criminals called "the Net54 crew" are out to stop him. On July 4th, go to your local theater to see "the Zone", and see for your self if freedom does really exist."

Starring Kevin Bacon as Adrian, Tom Selleck as Leon and Rodney the gerbil as Fluffy

Awesome!