[drc]

Hire Scott. He's in Seattle and a generalist.

I'd say hire me, but my rates are too high. Even the Devil balked at signing me to a contract.

The problem with hiring me is, while my knowledge is extraordinarily high, I'm incredibly annoying. At my fiftieth consecutive knock knock joke, even the the most sedate employer is ready to fire me.

That, of course, is just a joke. I don't know much.