A rookie Oakland A's player in spring training boarded the bus to go to the split-squad game and sat down in the second row. After the bus loaded the manager climbed on, saw the rookie sitting there, and said, "Only players with tenure are allowed to sit in the front."
Ricky Henderson yelled from the back, "H___, I got fifteenure, and I'm still sitting back here!"
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Yogi- "You guys better get here quick. There's a fire."
Fire Dept- "How do we get there?"
Yogi- "Don't you guys still have those big red trucks?"
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