Upon being told the amount of his fine for spitting at an umpire:
"It was a little more than I expectorated" ---- Frenchy Bordagaray
George Stallings supposed last words (falling to an unknown illness):
"Bases on balls, you idiot, bases on balls is the cause of all of this ....."
OT: on the morbid last words thought: Stanley Ketchell's supposed last words after being shot in the back by a jealous man:
"I'm so tired, just take me home to Mother"
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